Does it have bluetooth so I can order Chinese?

Thanks to Reg Hardware UK for this (click title link above for the article).
So I saw these, let's call them Fuck Fones, and the horny geek in me said put them on the gold card, there's points to be earned.
They're headphones that motivate your sin making (hard to believe you could love someone and look them in the eye while wearing these), based on heart rate monitoring. With musical and vocal motivation and correctional responses, not to mention they come in iPod white. Love to see that energetic two tone commercial.
Look for The Love Tutor at your local BB and Apple store, next to the Bose, and Dr. Dre Beats demo booths. It'll be the one with a "ballot box" curtain to draw.